That's What Shane Said!: Archive

RE: Why I haven't updated in a while...

November 14: Drive from Gainesville, FL to Orlando, FL November 17: Drive from Orlando, FL to Cooper City, FL November 19: Drive from Cooper City, FL to Cocoa, FL to Gainesville, FL November 21: Fly from Gainesville, FL to Providence, RI Take a train from Providence, RI to Mansfield, MA Catch a ride from Mansfield, MA to Norton, MA November 22: Take a bus from Norton, MA to Mansfield,...

Nov 27th

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badfish show - w4m →

This must be about me, and that’s amazing.

Nov 18th

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Nov 11th

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RE: Veteran's Day

“I will come to a time in my backwards trip when November eleventh, accidentally my birthday, was a sacred day called Armistice Day. When I was a boy, and when Dwayne Hoover was a boy, all the people of all the nations which had fought in the First World War were silent during the eleventh minute of the eleventh hour of Armistice Day, which was the eleventh day of the eleventh month. It was...

Nov 11th

I just worked 7 hours at a show for a band who plays Sublime covers. I made $20, they made like 6 grand. WOO!

Nov 11th

RE: Rachel Bilson

Sharmin: Shes so cute!
Me: Haha. Yeah she is, I'd send it in.
Sharmin: What?
Me: I would send it in.
Sharmin: Send what in?
Me: My penis?
Sharmin: Haha. Oh. I've never heard that.
Me: It's not as effective of a statement when you make me explain it.
Sharmin: Yea... Sorry.

Nov 10th

Oh Gainesville...

Sometimes I feel incredibly confined living here in Gainesville, especially when I read people’s blogs that live places like Manhattan, but then there are days when I wake up and Gainesville puts on a show for me. All of this right outside my apartment.

Nov 9th

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Nov 7th

Zombies need not apply →

This is the winner for best local Craigslist ad of the day.

Nov 7th

UF student charged with sexual assault |... →

So this kid got arrested the other day for sexual battery on his roommate. Apparently he went down on his roommate while his roommate was sleeping. …and now he’s in jail. SHAME I SAY! Jerry D. Bruno here was just trying to be a good roommate! Who wouldn’t appreciate being woken up by a bj? Shit son.

Nov 7th

Watch

In case you didn’t hear, Barack Obama won! Although I am an Obama supporter, this episode of South Park made me LOL so hard because of how true it is. Randy Marsh is my fucking hero.

Nov 7th

WTF Tumblr?

So one moment I had a blog, and the next I didn’t. You can just go around deleting people’s blogs all willy nilly, tumblr. Don’t do it again… or you’ll be sorry.

Nov 7th