August 2011
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Thirty Day Challenge: Day Five
Tell us your three favorite colors.
White. Black. Gray.
Shit I’m boring.
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Thirty Day Challenge: Day Four
Write about your closest friend(s):
Colleen is awesome and smart and she gets a lot of what I’m putting down and before her gallbladder died was the only person who was going to shotgun a 4loko with me on my 21st birthday, and I miss her all the time.
She’s wicked smart and professional and just the right amount of crazy that we get along. Also she’s got a tumblr and an etsy...
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jellabyjones replied to your post: Thirty Day Challenge: Day Three
Divorced with 2 kids, and eating a lot of ice cream?
Essentially.
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Thirty Day Challenge: Day Three
Your favorite television program.
Of all time? Seinfeld. I don’t trust people who don’t like it.
Currently? Louie… because that’s my future.
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super-rad said: Maybe the wind will blow out all the debris, then the rain will fill it up, and you will have your own end-of-summer dumpster pool with no effort!
If this doesn’t happen on its own I will make it happen.
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Thirty Day Challenge: Day Two
Talk about your piercings or tattoos, if you have any.
I have 4 tattoos and one piercing. The piercing is on my left ear and I got in 1997 when it was taboo for boys to have both ears pierced. I can still put earrings into it if I really want to.
As for tattoos I have 4.
The first one is on my right ribs. I got it either in late 2007 or early 2008, I cant remember. It’s the outline of...
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sboyar asked: your middle name joseph comes from your great grandfather , max's father and my grandfather. he was quite a guy,he was my grandfather. he came from eastern Europe to NYC before WW1. He lived in brooklyn married my grandmother Rose and raised a family 2 boys and a girl. he was a fun loving man. he sold those protective gates you see on stores all over NYC, he taught me to swim in the ocena...
Should I go to Fun Fun Fun Fest?
Who will put me up for the weekend?
holygoof replied to your post: holygoof replied to…
damn, i can’t believe it’s been that long. nobody has been able to hit a comedy triple crown like jim carey did in 1994. dumb and dumber, ace ventura, and the mask all in the same year. it’s ludicrous.
Yeah, and now he just makes creepy videos about Emma Stone. How the mighty have fallen.
holygoof replied to your post: charlieparki23 replied to your post: Thirty Day…
this reply is only to applaud you for using that dumb and dumber reference
How crazy is this? Today I read somewhere (which gave me a sick feeling in my stomach) that Dumb & Dumber came out SEVENTEEN YEARS AGO.
charlieparki23 replied to your post: Thirty Day Challenge: Day One
I have 2 too! At least yours is reasonably short though. Try cramming charlotte emily elizabeth parkinson onto a form. hmph
Just when I thought you weren’t British enough, you tell me something like this and COMPLETELY REEDEM YOURSELF…. old chap.
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Thirty Day Challenge: Day One
Your middle name and how you feel about it.
My middle name, well actually I have two, is Joseph Max. My sister has two as well but hers are more lame. I think it was the result of my parents trying to make as many people in our family happy as they could when naming us. I’m not too in love with the Joseph part, partly because I’m not exactly sure who in my family I got it from, but...
bmorebassment replied to your post: Tim Kasher reduces me back to that sad romantic 13… Ever watched “Spend an Evening with Saddle Creek?” If not, you should.
Of course. I have it on DVD!
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Shows I plan on going to over the next two months
August 24 - Tim Kasher
August 25 - Wavves or Stephen Malkmus
September 1 - mc chris & Field Mouse
September 10 - The Early November
September 13 - Two Gallants
September 16 - Jenny Owen Youngs
September 21 - Beirut
September 22 - Girls
September 23 - The Rapture
September 24 - Dale Earnhardt Jr Jr
October 13 or 14 - Yuck
September 16 - Wildflag
It bums me out that I couldn't even find one...
I”M LOOKING AT YOU JENNY OWEN YOUNGS
When the fuck did NY start having earthquakes?
goldensongs asked: how was the red eye? were you hung over? or maybe still drunk? :)
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Watchthedailywhat:
Lights Out: You know how you go on Conan to perform and get invited over to the couch but accidentally forget to shake Andy Richter’s hand before sitting down?
Comedian Nick Thune knows what I’m talking about.
[eyethune.]
I met Nick Thune when I was alone on my 21st birthday in a bar in Greenwich Village while I was getting very drunk.
“Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your...”
– - Lawrence M. Krauss
I’ve been trying to find this quote for a while now. I thought it was Sagan all this time. The more you know.
I'm the most tired boy in all of Manhattan.
