Things & Cetera.
My name is Shane.
I turned 22 (it went okay)
I live in Brooklyn. That's also going okay.
I try to be funny and interesting and post good music on here.
I'm not sure how successful I am at any of those things...
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“I’m Alana. I’m 6. And I’m a beauty queen.” Yes you are honey. Yes. You. Are. And with the above clip, your tumblr’s interest in Toddlers & Tiaras is finally piqued. Alana, ladies and gentlemen, is today’s spirit animal.
wow
WHY DID THIS VIDEO END? I NEVER WANTED IT TO END!
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YEA. Get it, girl.
A DOLLAR MAKES ME HOLLAH HONEY BOOO BOOO
“I’m Alana. I’m 6. And I’m a beauty queen.” Yes you are honey. Yes. You. Are. And with the above clip, your tumblr’s...
I weep for the future.
“I do pahjuhnts.”
Can you say classy?
i have watched this so many times. and i die every time. that whole episode is just. wow.
what the hell is this